He said, "You be Debbie Harry; I'll be Joey Ramone."

1. Tonight I went over to Raul’s to celebrate 4^th of July. It was Raul, John, and I.
2. We drank 5-6 bottles of wine between us and then some chu-his.
3. Raul and I taught John how to do “Yo mama” jokes. John isn’t American.
4. Also, because John isn’t American, Raul and I sang the Star Spangled Banner after shooting firework off in the rain.
5. I rode my bicycle home. In the dark. In the rain. With no umbrella. Wearing no glasses (cuz of the rain). While drunk. And survived. Woo!